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		<title>april1</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Domas Mituzas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I enjoyed YouTube (upside down movies of upside-down actions, brilliant!) and Wikipedia (always real stories) front page appearances. I also enjoyed this chat in #postgresql: [12:25] &#60;TommyG&#62; hehe, nice april 1st at http://www.postgresql.fr/ [12:25] &#60;johto&#62; :D [12:27] &#60;davidfetter&#62; heh &#8230; <a href="http://dom.as/2009/04/01/april1/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dom.as&amp;blog=190075&amp;post=476&amp;subd=domasmituzas&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I enjoyed YouTube (upside down movies of upside-down actions, brilliant!) and Wikipedia (always real stories) front page appearances. I also enjoyed this chat in #postgresql:</p>
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[12:25]  &lt;TommyG&gt; hehe, nice april 1st at http://www.postgresql.fr/
[12:25]  &lt;johto&gt; :D
[12:27]  &lt;davidfetter&gt; heh
[12:29]  &lt;AlexB&gt; Cute.
[12:29]  &lt;domas&gt; omg, so funny!
[12:29]  &lt;CaT[t2]&gt; best april fools so far tbh :)
[12:31]  &lt;mst&gt; we just had somebody on irc.perl.org miss it entirely
[12:31]  &lt;mst&gt; I'm currently trying to sell him a bridge.
[12:31]  &lt;CaT[t2]&gt; go for it. you could gett rich :)
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<p>OK, my &#8220;so funny&#8221; there was well hidden sarcasm. That site had a big warning, kind of &#8220;could not connect to mysql socket, could not find mysql socket, mysql fail&#8221;. See, for PG people it is fun to say &#8220;mysql can fail!&#8221;. Now, what made it much funnier to people outside of PG community &#8211; for past few hours the www.postgresql.fr server did not respond, and later was telling just &#8220;Maintenance &#8211; Des travaux sont en cours sur la plateforme postgresql.fr&#8221;. Ironic :-)</p>
<p>I did similar joke, not too funny, last year, probably in a bit more polite fashion, <a href='http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikitech-l/2008-April/037202.html'>in this email</a>.</p>
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		<title>Velocity: Clouds!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Domas Mituzas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This early morning I&#8217;ll start making a betting pool, if there will be a Velocity presentation that won&#8217;t mention &#8216;clouds&#8217;. While most of people enjoy the idea of clouds, thats actually where snow, hail, thunderstorms, and acid rain comes from. &#8230; <a href="http://dom.as/2008/07/01/velocity-clouds/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dom.as&amp;blog=190075&amp;post=164&amp;subd=domasmituzas&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This early morning I&#8217;ll start making a betting pool, if there will be a Velocity presentation that won&#8217;t mention &#8216;clouds&#8217;. While most of people enjoy the idea of clouds, thats actually where snow, hail, thunderstorms, and acid rain comes from. This industry needs better metaphors.</p>
<p><b>Update:</b> Though I failed to mention a word <i>cloud</i> on my talk (I guess I was entirely alone in whole conference in that regard), it still <a href='http://tech.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/06/24/1552225'>made it to Slashdot</a>.</p>
<p>Also, we already replaced &#8216;Wikimedia Grid&#8217; with &#8216;Wikimedia Cloud&#8217; on <a href='http://ganglia.wikimedia.org'>Ganglia</a>.</p>
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