Back in 2006 July, I decided that all other database classes are not worth it, and created my own one, incorporating best features from MySQL and PHP world. It resulted in this brilliant code, which I showed to few colleagues, and got such quote:
i like your nonframework. it gives a fuzzy feeling to the poor souls that think they need an abstraction layer. — Kristian Köhntopp
This was written using TIC pattern and can be used in variety of applications:
class MyDB {
var $conn = null;
function MyDB($database=null,$user='root',
$password='',$host='localhost') {
$this->conn=mysql_connect($host,$user,$password) and
$database?mysql_select_db($database, $this->conn):null;
}
function _escape($s) {
return mysql_real_escape_string($s,$this->conn);
}
function _quote($s) {
return "'" . $this->_escape($s) . "'";
}
function __call($method,$arguments) {
$query=preg_replace_callback('([A-Z]|\d+)',
create_function('$s',
'return " ".strtolower($s[0]);'),
$method);
$query=str_replace(' everything ',' * ',$query);
$first=array_shift($arguments);
if ($first) {
if (is_array($first)) {
$query .= ' (' . implode(',',
array_map(array(&$this,'_escape'),
$first)) . ') ';
} else {
while($argument = array_shift($arguments)) {
$first = preg_replace('/\?/',
$this->_quote($argument),$first,1);
}
$query .= $first;
}
}
$ret=array();
$res=mysql_query($query,$this->conn);
if (!$res) { print mysql_error(); exit(); }
while($row=mysql_fetch_assoc($res)) {
$ret[]=$row;
}
return $ret;
}
}
$x = new MyDB('test');
$x->selectEverythingFromMytableWhereIdIn(" (?,?,?) ","a'b",2,3);
$x->SelectBlahFromMytableWhereIdIn(array(1,2,3));
$x->InsertIntoBlahValues(array(1,2,3));
$x->truncateBlah();
Now I wonder where I should build community for this, Google Code or Sourceforge? Or should that be the darling MySQL Forge.
As I started digging my stuff from history, I also managed to upload my past six month pictures to flickr too – including Vienna, Taipei and few other trips.
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