While everyone is sleeping and preparing for four busy days of MySQL Conference, here, in Santa Clara – I started getting SMSes asking if I already learnt PL/SQL, and here, I’m jetlagged, and finding out that I work for another company.
If they don’t kill MySQL, InnoDB and MySQL will finally be together.
If they kill MySQL, I’ll have to look for a job. Will anyone use MySQL then, or will I have to fall back to more generic non-MySQL work I’ve been doing for my hobby projects, teeeheeee.
And for now, I see 6AM faces showing up, and greeting Oracle buddies – some jetlagged, some just early birds.
domas mituzas 
They haven’t killed Berkeley DB, so there are some chances for MySQL, I believe :)
If it ever come down, you can either :
1/ switch to Oracle and debug PL/SQL failures
2/ ask Brian Aker to handle Drizzle support
3/ head to WMF :)
just read you last years april 1st joke: http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikitech-l/2008-April/037202.html.
maybe join http://askmonty.org/wiki/index.php/MariaDB – its your old boss, isnt it?
Krizė, kitaip nepasakysi.
Hey, in the event they kill MySQL and you’ll have to find another job… We (Unity) are hiring! :)